Exams :(

Now is the damn exam period with 80% of my time spent on studying, which is about 5 hours a day, and 20% on sleeping and playing ball. Angs and the study room are my new second homes now, depending if I have a game of PP. The smell of these two rooms just disgust me.

BUT!

Everything I come to school, there is always three loyal people who always study with me! :D



The first is............ Nicola Lye!

Yup! The one who has a Hello Kitty Laptop, with a huge sticker on it with cutsie pink keypad and tons of this butch as her icons on her dock and wallpaper. She is always drinking black beverages and she LOVES to constantly insert some sort of stick in her mouth.



The second person is..................  E-I-Love-Saybons-and-Lakers-will-win Cher Pei Ching.

 She is always so stress that she secretly watches Nikita with her stressed out face. She is always up for a PP game and she loves to collect useful can taps and the whole angs will help her collect. So far, 50% of her can taps come from Nicola because she is constantly drinking all sort of beverages especially the black ones.






The last but not least......... Sarah's bag.

She is a quiet friend who never fails to cheer me up when I am damn stressed out. The greenery on her look just perks me out. I love you Kate. BUT not forgetting, Lauren who sometimes will take the place of Kate.


LOVE YOU ALL! Can't wait for exam to be over! Woo!

Funny moments (+ bitchy moments)

Last week was quite a funny week for me. There were soome things that perk me up!
and of course, life is cannot be as smooth as you want it to be BUT I shall not speak of the bitchy event that happened to me. FUCK! BITCH! I HATE YOU! URG! 


JC friends (one of them): Jasmin! have you finished your dissertation?
Me: YES! OMG! finally man! I was damn vulgar when I was doing my damn dissertation.
JC friends (there's nothing wrong with my damn english la!): What are you talking about? You are always vulgar. HAHA
Me: There not true! Let me explain..
Me: Usually I will say KNN and fuck.
Me: But during my dissertation, I say KNNBCCB and KNN fuck my fucking life.
JC friends (for the last time, nothing is wrong!): What's the difference????
Me: Can't you tell!!!??!?!?!
JC friends (it's a group chat la dey! -rolls eyes): What???
Me: During dissertation I say "KNNBCCB" (100%) vs. normal time I say "KNN" (less than 50%) OR "Fuck my fucking like" (100%) vs. "Fuck" (25%).
Me: Am I not damn vulgar during that time? TSK! OBVIOUS RIGHT!


A picture speaks a thousand, hundred of thousands, MILLIONS words... But I shall provide three pictures! Muahahaha!

To my greatest fan

To my greatest fan, I appreciate when you said you will check my blog everyday but cool stuff comes once in a while. Nevertheless, I want to tell you how I look in case you are wondering.

My features are normal, two eyes, one nose, two ears, one short tongue, legs as long as a 157.5cm girl BUT body as long as a tail of a normal zebra. Due to my relative short legs, I can only jump slightly higher than two yakult bottles add together, which is actually good enough. When I first started blogging, I was tall, pretty and dark. But now, I am just tall and pretty in the dark.

Still, hoping to meet you one day like in this playboy ad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Nc4qRVg3V8

To Lyelyelyelye

Today I went to my ten year old friend’s house. But before I go any further, let me try to describe this interesting ten year old:

• Her spectacles is as big as a peach (but not any ordinary peach), a Beijing peach!
• Her eyes are often invisible behind her specs. Just like a killer whale whereby people often mistaken the white patch as their eye.

• Her hair is as neat as spaghetti in an unopened pack.
• She likes to drink black beverage but not coke.
• She is a bubble tea expert and almost had a blog called bubbleteaexpert.blogspot.com.

Her place is huge and nice, a good place to study and hang out with friends and is open most of the time to people. She plays good cd but for 15 mins only, I don’t know why tho. Her best friend, who looks like a giant beside her can’t differentiate red from orange.