Funny moments (+ bitchy moments)

Last week was quite a funny week for me. There were soome things that perk me up!
and of course, life is cannot be as smooth as you want it to be BUT I shall not speak of the bitchy event that happened to me. FUCK! BITCH! I HATE YOU! URG! 


JC friends (one of them): Jasmin! have you finished your dissertation?
Me: YES! OMG! finally man! I was damn vulgar when I was doing my damn dissertation.
JC friends (there's nothing wrong with my damn english la!): What are you talking about? You are always vulgar. HAHA
Me: There not true! Let me explain..
Me: Usually I will say KNN and fuck.
Me: But during my dissertation, I say KNNBCCB and KNN fuck my fucking life.
JC friends (for the last time, nothing is wrong!): What's the difference????
Me: Can't you tell!!!??!?!?!
JC friends (it's a group chat la dey! -rolls eyes): What???
Me: During dissertation I say "KNNBCCB" (100%) vs. normal time I say "KNN" (less than 50%) OR "Fuck my fucking like" (100%) vs. "Fuck" (25%).
Me: Am I not damn vulgar during that time? TSK! OBVIOUS RIGHT!


A picture speaks a thousand, hundred of thousands, MILLIONS words... But I shall provide three pictures! Muahahaha!

To my greatest fan

To my greatest fan, I appreciate when you said you will check my blog everyday but cool stuff comes once in a while. Nevertheless, I want to tell you how I look in case you are wondering.

My features are normal, two eyes, one nose, two ears, one short tongue, legs as long as a 157.5cm girl BUT body as long as a tail of a normal zebra. Due to my relative short legs, I can only jump slightly higher than two yakult bottles add together, which is actually good enough. When I first started blogging, I was tall, pretty and dark. But now, I am just tall and pretty in the dark.

Still, hoping to meet you one day like in this playboy ad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Nc4qRVg3V8

To Lyelyelyelye

Today I went to my ten year old friend’s house. But before I go any further, let me try to describe this interesting ten year old:

• Her spectacles is as big as a peach (but not any ordinary peach), a Beijing peach!
• Her eyes are often invisible behind her specs. Just like a killer whale whereby people often mistaken the white patch as their eye.

• Her hair is as neat as spaghetti in an unopened pack.
• She likes to drink black beverage but not coke.
• She is a bubble tea expert and almost had a blog called bubbleteaexpert.blogspot.com.

Her place is huge and nice, a good place to study and hang out with friends and is open most of the time to people. She plays good cd but for 15 mins only, I don’t know why tho. Her best friend, who looks like a giant beside her can’t differentiate red from orange.